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I am an ugly person?
Truths:
- I’m 5′9″, which is short for a guy.
- I’m 180lbs which for my height is considered to be fat.
- I have a double-chin.
- I have love handles.
- My nose is huge.
- I wear glasses.
- I have no sense of style.
- I have huge feet (size 12 sneaker) that I sometimes trip over.
- I have very fair skin.
- I have a huge neck. My body fits a standard “Large” t-shirt easily save for the neck, so I always have to buy “X-Large” t-shirts just to accommodate for it.
- My eyes are “squinty”.
More truths:
- My gut does not hang below my belt line.
- You probably looked at the photo and immediately thought “Um, I don’t see a double-chin.” For some reason you can only see it from specific angles. Strange but true. Notice that I’m not looking up (something all people with double-chins do to hide it).
- My love handles are small. This is due to the fact I walk on a treadmill daily for exercise.
- I have been told several times by cute girls that they actually like my nose even though it’s friggin’ huge.
- My style is t-shirts and jeans with clean white sneakers. Stylistically speaking this is bad, however I never get funny looks from anyone concerning what I wear. In addition I am very anti-logo. The only t-shirts I have with logos on them are Champion shirts (acceptable because it’s a very small “C” logo).
- Even though my neck is huge it does present a very masculine look.
- My feet are big which means I have to walk with a long gait to avoid tripping over them (and works most of the time). It has been said to me before that I can be recognized at a distance just from the way I walk, which is decidedly “pronounced”, meaning it looks natural but distinctive at the same time.
- My eyes, while a bit squinty, sometimes intimidate people when I look them square in the face.
- The only people who call me fat are those under the age of 30. And as we all know, anyone who calls another “fat” who’s under 30 will be fat when they reach that age. They curse themselves early, what can I say..
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