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I am an ugly person?

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P7260774 Truths:

  1. I’m 5′9″, which is short for a guy.
  2. I’m 180lbs which for my height is considered to be fat.
  3. I have a double-chin.
  4. I have love handles.
  5. My nose is huge.
  6. I wear glasses.
  7. I have no sense of style.
  8. I have huge feet (size 12 sneaker) that I sometimes trip over.
  9. I have very fair skin.
  10. I have a huge neck. My body fits a standard “Large” t-shirt easily save for the neck, so I always have to buy “X-Large” t-shirts just to accommodate for it.
  11. My eyes are “squinty”.

P4040443_0001 More truths:

  • My gut does not hang below my belt line.
  • You probably looked at the photo and immediately thought “Um, I don’t see a double-chin.” For some reason you can only see it from specific angles. Strange but true. Notice that I’m not looking up (something all people with double-chins do to hide it).
  • My love handles are small. This is due to the fact I walk on a treadmill daily for exercise.
  • I have been told several times by cute girls that they actually like my nose even though it’s friggin’ huge.
  • My style is t-shirts and jeans with clean white sneakers. Stylistically speaking this is bad, however I never get funny looks from anyone concerning what I wear. In addition I am very anti-logo. The only t-shirts I have with logos on them are Champion shirts (acceptable because it’s a very small “C” logo).
  • Even though my neck is huge it does present a very masculine look.
  • My feet are big which means I have to walk with a long gait to avoid tripping over them (and works most of the time). It has been said to me before that I can be recognized at a distance just from the way I walk, which is decidedly “pronounced”, meaning it looks natural but distinctive at the same time.
  • My eyes, while a bit squinty, sometimes intimidate people when I look them square in the face.
  • The only people who call me fat are those under the age of 30. And as we all know, anyone who calls another “fat” who’s under 30 will be fat when they reach that age. They curse themselves early, what can I say..

14 Responses to “I am an ugly person?”

  1. samantha Says:
    February 8th, 2008 at 9:35 am

    Your very hot ,i wish you were my boyfriend

  2. Rich Says:
    February 8th, 2008 at 2:24 pm

    Thanks, you’re too kind. :-)

  3. amazingrac3 Says:
    February 23rd, 2008 at 5:51 pm

    NOWAY-you are such a handsome bloke:)

  4. Rich Says:
    February 23rd, 2008 at 6:55 pm

    Thank you thank you. :-)

  5. Kit Says:
    February 23rd, 2008 at 9:54 pm

    I am 25… I may be safe though I completely agree with you on the idiots the age produces. Males and the ‘pretty’ girls. I agree with the other 2 You got a hot side to you. Not sure if it is the pictures or your blogs.

  6. Rich Says:
    February 23rd, 2008 at 11:10 pm

    Thanks. :-) And yes it may very well be that the words count as much as the images do, if not more.

  7. Victoria Says:
    February 26th, 2008 at 10:01 am

    You’re hot. And you know yourself very well — surprisingly I don’t know myself so well. :)

  8. Rich Says:
    February 26th, 2008 at 5:05 pm

    Thank you, Victoria, much appreciated. :-)

  9. Rachel Says:
    March 26th, 2008 at 8:42 pm

    Definately hot :)

  10. Malika Says:
    April 1st, 2008 at 3:24 pm

    You’re not ugly. You know your shortcomings and you’re humorously open about them, that’s great!

  11. Rich Says:
    April 2nd, 2008 at 10:17 am

    Thank you, much appreciated. :-)

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    April 9th, 2008 at 6:19 pm

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    April 12th, 2008 at 6:33 pm

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  14. Sanj Says:
    April 17th, 2008 at 2:41 am

    My ex says I am ugly and that no man will ever love me. Who cares what other people think. Love yourself the way you are and find the good features that you have. We all have something good about ourselves.

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