no hair

Sunday Feb 3rd 2008

I’ve been debating whether to post a photo of me with absolutely no hair and I figured today was the day.

So here it is:

No hair!

No, I am not spear bald. I keep a “fuzz”.

Without my eyeglasses I look fairly decent. With them however I look absolutely horrible. And unfortunately I have to wear them almost all the time. This yet another reason why I should get laser eye surgery someday.

The Big Question: Why did I shave the melon again so soon?

Answer part 1 - I wanted to experiment and see if I could keep it a specific short length with the trimmer. That experiment failed miserably, so bzzz-z-z-z-zz and off the hair went again.

Answer part 2 - I don’t think I shaved it correctly the last time I did it so the hair wasn’t growing back in uniform fashion. There were certain parts of my head (particularly ’round the back near the neck) that I thought were shaved proper the first time, but evidently not. This time around I made darn sure to get that area good.

Speaking of which, my hair grew back way faster compared to the first time I shaved it. I don’t know why. Must be a science thing I’m not familiar with.

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And now a few notes about hair from yours truly..

I hate hair. I hate everything about it.

And I’m not just talking about the hair on top of your head.

If there were a way to safely eliminate every single hair on my body permanently, save for eyebrows, I’d do it without hesitation. Yes I know there are ways to have that done now, but the problem is that methods of permanent hair removal aren’t safe, never have been and never will be. Whether you have hair removed the old-fashioned way or by laser, the danger to your skin is always the same as far as I’m concerned.

Strictly speaking about the hair on my head:

Ever since my grammar school days, my hair has always been a problem because no one ever knew how to cut it correctly.

I’ll put it to you this way: Right after I get my hair cut, the routine is always the same. I leave the barber, get in my car, look in the mirror and there’s only one thought in my mind..

“WRONG.”

It absolutely does not matter how good the barber is because they always mess it up every time, all the time.

Very irritating.

Part of the reason I started shaving the melon is due to the fact no barber cuts my hair right. I figure if the barber is going to fuck it up anyway, I might as well go ’round with a bald melon instead of a bad haircut.

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2 Responses to “no hair”

  1. Jeff Finley Says:
    February 9th, 2008 at 1:45 pm

    I feel the same way, except lately I’ve been getting a hair cut twice a year. My hair is weird, I have a receding hairline and it’s all frizzy in the front. It’s the worst! :-)

  2. Rich Says:
    February 10th, 2008 at 12:07 pm

    Well you’re lucky in the respect you got a girl that can deal with the frizzy mop top. She’s cool like that. :-)

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