fun with stupid international icq users

Monday Nov 13th 2006

Wow, I haven’t posted one of these in a long time. Well anyway, some teen moron from another country sees that I’m online on ICQ, and then proceeds to write me (in their language of course). I could tell by the multiple exclamation points !!!!!!!! that what he was writing was probably intended as an insult. Even if it wasn’t, I don’t care. My standard response is to copy/paste “thank you” or some other phrase and just keep pasting it over and over again. They get insulted and start throwing insults in really bad English. Hilarity ensues.

I made this one an extended entry because it’s just really long, but a funny read. I have no idea what this dude is saying most of the time and it took him forever to let up.

Possibly the funniest part is where he kept writing “bye” thinking I might have been a bot. Nope. It was all me. :-)

Hot tip to the masses: If you ever want to really piss someone off on chat, just keep responding with the same thing over and over again until they give up. They will get confused and think you’re an automated program (like this guy did). Just sit back and watch the fun. You will always win.

Easy way to do this: Type something like “thank you”, then highlight it, then CTRL+C. For every single response you get, CTRL+V to paste. Doesn’t get any easier (bwahahaha) :-)

Speak English or bug off. Yes, I’m an annoying American. Deal with it. (grin)


Session Start (103698:193838585): Mon Nov 13 15:30:02 2006

[03:30PM] 193838585: nhl je na pièu ty klemro…ty hovne,jaryne,gazdi,píèo,èuráku zasranej amerikáne jdi radši volit bushe ty dilino!!!!!!!!!!!!

[03:30PM] Rich: thank you

[03:31PM] 193838585: rozumíš mi apoò ty jaryne

[03:31PM] Rich: thank you

[03:32PM] 193838585: :-Dswear word

[03:32PM] Rich: thank you

[03:32PM] 193838585: :-Ddebile zasranej

[03:32PM] Rich: thank you

[03:32PM] 193838585: kurvo zaprcaná americká

[03:32PM] Rich: thank you

[03:32PM] 193838585: twat

[03:32PM] Rich: thank you

[03:32PM] 193838585: fuck

[03:32PM] Rich: thank you

[03:32PM] 193838585: :-D

[03:32PM] Rich: thank you

[03:32PM] 193838585: bad football player

[03:33PM] Rich: thank you

[03:33PM] 193838585: jdi se vyzpat ty diliínop

[03:33PM] Rich: thank you

[03:33PM] 193838585: ty jebe v tykvy ne???

[03:33PM] Rich: thank you

[03:33PM] 193838585: tvoje máma je kurva

[03:33PM] Rich: thank you

[03:34PM] 193838585: understand???

[03:34PM] Rich: thank you

[03:34PM] 193838585: do you understand???

[03:34PM] Rich: thank you

[03:34PM] 193838585: !!!!!!!!!!!

[03:34PM] Rich: thank you

[03:34PM] 193838585: sráèi

[03:34PM] Rich: thank you

[03:34PM] 193838585: bush je dilina

[03:35PM] Rich: thank you

[03:35PM] 193838585: tampa bay ble

[03:35PM] Rich: thank you

[03:35PM] 193838585: :-!

[03:35PM] Rich: thank you

[03:36PM] 193838585: do you keen on

[03:36PM] Rich: thank you

[03:36PM] 193838585: bye

[03:36PM] Rich: thank you

[03:36PM] 193838585: zdar

[03:36PM] Rich: thank you

[03:36PM] 193838585: ahoj

[03:36PM] Rich: thank you

[03:36PM] 193838585: kamaráde

[03:36PM] Rich: thank you

[03:36PM] 193838585: bye

[03:36PM] Rich: thank you

[03:36PM] 193838585: bye

[03:36PM] Rich: thank you

[03:36PM] 193838585: bye

[03:36PM] Rich: thank you

[03:36PM] 193838585: bye

[03:36PM] Rich: thank you

[03:36PM] 193838585: bye

[03:36PM] Rich: thank you

[03:36PM] 193838585: bye

[03:36PM] Rich: thank you

[03:37PM] 193838585: byebyebyebyebyebyebyebyebyebyebyebyebyevv

[03:37PM] Rich: thank you

[03:37PM] 193838585: bye

[03:37PM] Rich: thank you

[03:37PM] 193838585: bye

[03:37PM] Rich: thank you

[03:37PM] 193838585: bye

[03:37PM] Rich: thank you

[03:37PM] 193838585: bye

[03:37PM] 193838585: byebyebyebyebyebye

[03:37PM] Rich: thank you

[03:37PM] 193838585: byebyebyebyebyebyebyebyebye

[03:37PM] Rich: thank you

[03:37PM] 193838585: byebyebyebyebyebyebyebyebye

[03:37PM] Rich: thank you

[03:37PM] 193838585: byebyebyebyebyebyebyebyebye

[03:37PM] Rich: thank you

[03:37PM] 193838585: byebyebyebyebyebyebyebyebyebyev

[03:37PM] Rich: thank you

[03:37PM] 193838585: byebyebyebyebyebyevv

[03:37PM] Rich: thank you

[03:37PM] 193838585: byebyebyebyebyebyebyebye

[03:37PM] Rich: thank you

[03:37PM] 193838585: byebyebyebyebyebyebyebyebye

[03:37PM] Rich: thank you

[03:37PM] 193838585: byebyebyebyebyebyebyebyebyebye

[03:37PM] Rich: thank you

[03:37PM] 193838585: byebyebyebyebyebyebyebyebyebyebyev

[03:37PM] 193838585: byebyebyebyebyebyebyebyebye

[03:37PM] 193838585: virus!!!!!!!!! trojan horse:-D

[03:37PM] 193838585: užij si to

[03:37PM] Rich: thank you

[03:38PM] 193838585: data failed (txt,bitmap,windows,mp3=failed)

[03:38PM] Rich: thank you

[03:38PM] 193838585: thanks

[03:38PM] Rich: thank you

[03:38PM] 193838585: nejsi první

[03:38PM] Rich: thank you

[03:39PM] 193838585: 6 people have trojan horse in this pc and…….ach BAD!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA

[03:39PM] Rich: thank you

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Yep. I win again. ;-)

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