Bitch Board

Sunday Sep 5th 2004

I’ve been encountering a few comments from people I know, stating things to the effect of “All you seem to do is complain about stuff on your blog, all the time.” Yes, I do that quite often. Someone once best summed up this blog by saying to me “Well, it’s a bitch board..” Couldn’t have called by a better name myself even if I tried.

I guess can be classified as one of those people who isn’t happy unless he is complaining about something (most of the time). Yeah, I bitch. A lot. So what. I do it well . This blog is my therapy for what would otherwise go unsaid. Maybe there are a few things that should go unsaid.. but whatever. My site, my blog.

With that being said, here’s my rant for today:

One of my absolute ultimate favorite things to see at the end of the dog days of summer is a school bus driving down the road. Why is that? It’s because it means the kids are goin’ back to school. Hallelujah. They won’t be playing in the street (a normal occurrence in my neighborhood - with no parental supervision usually) and they won’t be bothering me on my way to and from werk every day - speeding past me in their cheap-ass 4-cylinder japanese rice burning cars, with the ever popular stupid fat ass wing on the back.

Kids under driving age are usually just playing around in the street all day near where I live during the course of the summer. Now I know - there is no law against kids playing in the street. This is true. However, I personally don’t like it when they yell out “fuck you” just for a reaction. I also don’t like it that they wait until the very last second to move to let you pass by. Kids have absolutely no idea (nor do they care) that when it comes to kid vs. car, the car wins. To those who would ask “Where would you put them if not in the street?” Good question, here’s a good answer: they all have front and backyards. Where I live is a wooded area.

Big Babies (which is what I call “young adults”) of driving age are usually speeding all over town. They usually drive the cliche Civic or a Neon. Girl drivers are worse than the boy drivers are, usually spotted with cell phone on shoulder, stereo blasting, changing lanes with no turn signals and cutting off people left and right. And of course you’ll always see those 15-dollar “turtle” shades on. Periodically, teens will park in the handicapped spots because oh my God I have to walk 15 yards to the store and they will either have stickers all over the back of the rear window (boys) or stuffed animals in the rear window blocking the rear view by about 35% (girls).

Either way: God Bless School Buses. It means that I will now have peace on the road once again.

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